New in Town

Faith McDevitt

Please take care of my fiance. He just took a new job out in Texas and doesn't know his way around. He has no car, and hardly any money. The only way we get to see each other is through Skype. He gets lonely, because he doesn't have any friends out there. Please be kind to him. Take him out to the local bar. Don't forget to wake him up early for work, 6AM every day. Don't let him set more than one alarm. He always sets three, and walks across the room to turn off each one, and then goes back to sleep.